Overheard on the road ….
Grandma – I don’t come down much. My knees hurt.
Ex-maid – Don’t touch the tulsi pot kept by your daughter in law.
Grandma – Why?
Ex-maid – She’s poisonous.
Grandma – You mean, it’s poisonous?
Maid – No, she’s poisonous.
Silence, smile and shubh ratri.